With every breath you take you're dying.
-Marilyn Manson

Fucking Hilarious. I don’t care who you are.
#RDJ OR TONY STARK? #NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE
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why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
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what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
ahh jensenlocked took the question right out of my mouth